Mokokoma Mokhonoana

«Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Speaking about work isn’t working.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«If history really forever repeats itself: then, it has always been then.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«To be a prosperous pastor one needs: (1) a bible (2) a tailored suit; and (3) a few psychology books.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Most women think cheating is 'disgusting' … until they fall for a man that likes them back; but isn’t willing to leave his lover for them.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«A realist is a slave to reality.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Dating isn't a natural need; it is a social want.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Reading leads to knowing more. Knowing more leads to arrogance. Reading further leads to humbleness.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women … fast.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«The rich are poor without the poor's acknowledgment of money.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«To see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him. To see a woman’s true colours, tell her that you don’t plan on marrying her.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Friends are family members we have a choice over.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«The more man studies, the less he loves reading»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you’re on a full tummy.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«To halve the number of times that other people hurt you: halve the number of expectations that you have from other people.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Sometimes it is the reader that sucks, not the book.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Pain, unless it is physical, was sold to you (by your culture).»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one’s Tuesday.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«*I’m hustling* is a low self-esteem having man’s way of saying *I’m unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman’s question as to what he does for a living.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana