«I had a dream about you. My pee was cloudy, and I brought an umbrella to the urinal. You were the Coach of the Men’s Room, and you were giving me advice on how to be a better weatherman. But I didn’t listen, because I was the arrogant five-time MVP. 

Jarod Kintz

«A mathematical formula for happiness:Reality divided by Expectations.There were two ways to be happy:improve your reality or lower your expectations.»

Jodi Picoult

«I'll let you in on a secret ...How to avoid taking a wrong turn. I speak from experience. Don't blame the world around you. The world is very much larger ...than you realize. Large enough to embrace all of you.»

Yellow Tanabe

«We must not be so ready to fancy ourselves intentionally injured. We must not expect a lively young man to be always so guarded and circumspect. It is very often nothing but our own vanity that deceives us. Women fancy admiration means more than it does.»

Jane Austen

«Sometimes people who seem good end up being not as good as you might have hoped, you know?»

Jonathan Safran Foer

«Failure gave me an inner security that I had never attained by passing examinations. Failure taught me things about myself that I could have learned no other way. I discovered that I had a strong will, and more discipline than I had suspected; I also found out that I had friends whose value was truly above the price of rubies.»

J.K. Rowling

«Your motivation has to be rock solid. You have to want it so bad that even th threat of death won't take it from you.»

Orson Scott Card

«Self-consciousness kills communication.»

Rick Steves

«The best advice anyone has ever given me, was to never take advice from anyone.»

J.R. Rim

«Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich.»

Habeeb Akande

«Don’t waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.»

Paulo Coelho

«Marry the person who gives you the same feeling you get when you take the very first sip of COFFEE in the morning!»

Tanya Masse

«Everyone has a story inside them. Some are bedtimes stories, some thrill and others scare and horrify their readers. Find out what your story is and share it with the world.»

C.K. Webb

«A pure heart does not demean the spirit of an individual, it, instead, compels the individual to examine his spirit.»

Criss Jami

«I think it all basically breaks down to something like this: You have to look and feel great first. If you eat well, exercise and get enough sleep, you will have ample energy and the proper self-confidence to create and produce beyond your wildest dreams! Looking great and radiating positive energy, while presenting your highest quality work, is what will always make you the most valuable and only logical choice in whatever it is that you reach for.»

Jennifer Elisabeth

«Dear Future Daughter:»

Abbie Nielsen

«It is easy to tell the toiler»

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

«One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.»

Mark Twain

«No matter how knowledgeable you are, respect your parents for their experience and your children for their curiosity.»

Amit Kalantri

«Two people of similar nature can never get along, it takes two opposites to harmonize.»

Ram Mohan

«Tough love and brutal truth from strangers are far more valuable than Band-Aids and half-truths from invested friends, who don’t want to see you suffer any more than you have.»

Shannon L. Alder

«Write with the door closed, rewrite with the door open.»

Stephen King

«Your life is up to you, You only be what you want to be»


«Men will always be boys.»

Lailah Gifty Akita

«Find a voice in a whisper.»

Martin Luther King Jr.

«Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire.»

Wendell Berry

«Speaking and doing are two different actions springing up the two completely different results. But, the best result arrives when a man’s speaking of good words matches with his corresponding and timely action to benefit everyone.»

Anuj Somany

«Talk is free but the wise man chooses when to spend his words.»

Neil Gaiman

«Albeit i may die sleep not in the coffen of gold and even beer no fruit; but my impact after depart is my particular to paradise.»

oladosu feyikogbon

«Just do what makes sense.»

Jill Telford