Crazy

«How do text messages make you feel existential?»

Adi Alsaid


«Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn't understood.»

Weihui Zhou


«You can't be spontaneous within reason.»

Brittany DeLaBarrera


«On a shirt, every button has its own button-hole. Fix a button elsewhere and your dressing goes crazy and nasty! On earth, everyone has his/her dreams. You have your own. Fix yourself there and your life will be fully fulfilled!»

Israelmore Ayivor


«When you're bold, some people will think you're crazy but it's more insane to be timid»

Constance Chuks Friday


«You can only call someone crazy if there's someone else who's normal.»

Rick Yancey


«Which college?'»

Derek Landy


«I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some.»

Jarod Kintz


«When you sit tranquilly, you set a great example to the people who rush around in panic and thus you show the crazy waves the beauty of being a calm lake!»

Mehmet Murat ildan


«What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!»

Hunter S. Thompson


«01210 is a pyramid, & worms move like handicapped snakes. My dream belongs in a wheelchair, because I just spilled coffee all over my sleep.»

Jarod Kintz


«But I can hardly sit still. I keep fidgeting, crossing one leg and then the other. I feel like I could throw off sparks, or break a window--maybe rearrange all the furniture.»

Raymond Carver


«Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You finally take it home and it wants to keep you up all night and cries when it isn’t sucking on various parts of your anatomy. It wants you there for everything – rocking, feeding, burping, changing... It’s ridiculous. If I wanted a kid I would have one. Until then, grow the hell up and stand on your own two feet, you little crazy.»

Chase Brooks


«It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time!»

Kelly Epperson


«After all, don't care how you want to sit there and deny the knowledge of River Mumma sitting on her rock - don't care how you deny the knowledge of fallen angels who can jump into your body as they please, or the knowledge of ancestors who sit beside your bed and watch when they not harkening on to the sounds of drumming - don't care how you deny any of it, all of it is still true. All of them things still exist, because them do not need the permission of your belief.»

Kei Miller


«Shut up!" I say, holding my hands to my ears. "Shut up!"»

Rodman Philbrick


«Where to look if you've lost your mind?»

Bernard Malamud


«My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life.»

Jarod Kintz


«If you don't believe in yourself, who will?' ~Maybeck»

Ridley Pearson


«Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food.»

Austin O'Malley


«I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.»

Michael Bassey Johnson


«Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco»

Josh Stern


«I had a dream about you. I had a boomerang and you had a Frisbee. You asked if I wanted to play catch, and I said yes. Then you stood around waiting for me to throw to you, and I just looked at you like you were crazy, because I had a boomerang—and therefore I didn’t need you to play catch. Geez, you’re as useless as the Central Bank.
»

Jarod Kintz


«For a writer, it seems a help rather than a hindrance to be at least a little crazy. Who but a crazy person would carve out a very private, quiet place in the world, only to pour his/her innermost thoughts and emotions onto a page for the entire world to examine? Even in fiction, we give a map to our most secret feelings. Why do writers do it? Perhaps because we'd be crazier still if we didn't.»

Leland Dirks


«Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.»

George Carlin


«Some people are crazy in love. They are so captivated to where they've lost themselves. Do not be lured in so deep that you lose the essence of who you truly are.»

Amaka Imani Nkosazana


«Why, when you have a mental disease, is it always considered an act of imagination? Why is it that every organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy except the brain?»

Ruby Wax


«Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.»

Steve Jobs


«There are two characters in me: a doodler and a tuner. And the only thing that makes me go crazy is when they both fight for their turn.»

Shawn Lukas


«Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.»

Jarod Kintz