«Oh God just look at me now... one night opens words and utters pain... I cannot begin to explain to you... this... I am not here. This is not happening. Oh wait, it is, isn't it?»

Emily Andrews

«You can’t hold it in forever,” Colton said, apropos of nothing. “Yes, I can.” I had to. “You’ll go crazy. It’ll come out, one way or another.” “Better crazy than broken.” I wasn't sure where that came from, hadn't thought it or meant to say it. “You’re not broken. You’re hurting.»

Jasinda Wilder

«Last night I did things my mother told me not to with the people I shouldn't see in the places that I should not go..»

Nick Santino

«Don't gobblefunk around with words.»

Roald Dahl

«If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months»

Josh Stern

«To be heroic is to be courageous enough to die for something; to be inspirational is to be crazy enough to live a little.»

Criss Jami

«George smiles to himself, with entire self-satisfaction. Yes, I am crazy, he thinks. That is my secret; my strength.»

Christopher Isherwood

«Sane is boring.»

R.A. Salvatore

«How do text messages make you feel existential?»

Adi Alsaid

«Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn't understood.»

Weihui Zhou

«You can't be spontaneous within reason.»

Brittany DeLaBarrera

«On a shirt, every button has its own button-hole. Fix a button elsewhere and your dressing goes crazy and nasty! On earth, everyone has his/her dreams. You have your own. Fix yourself there and your life will be fully fulfilled!»

Israelmore Ayivor

«When you're bold, some people will think you're crazy but it's more insane to be timid»

Constance Chuks Friday

«You can only call someone crazy if there's someone else who's normal.»

Rick Yancey

«Which college?'»

Derek Landy

«I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some.»

Jarod Kintz

«When you sit tranquilly, you set a great example to the people who rush around in panic and thus you show the crazy waves the beauty of being a calm lake!»

Mehmet Murat ildan

«What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!»

Hunter S. Thompson

«01210 is a pyramid, & worms move like handicapped snakes. My dream belongs in a wheelchair, because I just spilled coffee all over my sleep.»

Jarod Kintz

«But I can hardly sit still. I keep fidgeting, crossing one leg and then the other. I feel like I could throw off sparks, or break a window--maybe rearrange all the furniture.»

Raymond Carver

«Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You finally take it home and it wants to keep you up all night and cries when it isn’t sucking on various parts of your anatomy. It wants you there for everything – rocking, feeding, burping, changing... It’s ridiculous. If I wanted a kid I would have one. Until then, grow the hell up and stand on your own two feet, you little crazy.»

Chase Brooks

«It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time!»

Kelly Epperson

«After all, don't care how you want to sit there and deny the knowledge of River Mumma sitting on her rock - don't care how you deny the knowledge of fallen angels who can jump into your body as they please, or the knowledge of ancestors who sit beside your bed and watch when they not harkening on to the sounds of drumming - don't care how you deny any of it, all of it is still true. All of them things still exist, because them do not need the permission of your belief.»

Kei Miller

«Shut up!" I say, holding my hands to my ears. "Shut up!"»

Rodman Philbrick

«Where to look if you've lost your mind?»

Bernard Malamud

«My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life.»

Jarod Kintz

«If you don't believe in yourself, who will?' ~Maybeck»

Ridley Pearson

«Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food.»

Austin O'Malley

«I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.»

Michael Bassey Johnson

«Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco»

Josh Stern