Sex

«When I’d remember this night in weeks, months, or even years, it wouldn’t be the sex. Sex would fade and so would the need to be filled with him, but right now I felt him inscribe his soul around my chest, and the reminder would be there with every beat for as long as I lived.»

Rebecca Berto


«Confidence don't mean jack shit in the real world, sis," she once said. I feel myself finding the courage to trust those words more and more with every twist of the knife. Coincidentally, last Tuesday afternoon I was involuntarily exposed to the punch line of an old wise tale that goes something like: "There's beauty that can be found in everything." But why can't the insensitive cunt who said that ever find the courage to look in the mirror? Because poopycock, one might say.»

Dave Matthes


«I’m too busy to chew. That’s why I blend all my meals into smoothies, and I make love as slowly as ice cream melts in the Sahara.»

Jarod Kintz


«I never know what I’m going to want to curl up in bed with.” I shrug.»

Alexandra Potter


«The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it.»

Jarod Kintz


«when we were kids»

Charles Bukowski


«The most important experiences of a man are those which take him to his or her limit.»

Manoj Arora


«He pulled my head back further, and I could hear his ragged breathing as his mouth came close to my ear, sounding so desperate for me.»

Fiona Thrust


«Religio", as we know, harks back to a word (re-ligio) meaning "bond" and that is precisely what the anarch rejects. He does not go in for Moses with the Ten Commandments or, indeed, for any prophets. Nor does he wish to hear anything concerning gods or rumors about them, except as a historian - or unless they appear to him. That is when the conflicts begin.»

Ernst Jünger


«A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.»

Mokokoma Mokhonoana


«You're flattered because he wants to sleep with you? Who doesn't he want to sleep with?»

Donna Lynn Hope


«Don't allow yourself to feel guilty about wanting deep and endless love, amazing sex and opportunities that will change your life. Expect these things - work for them and don't ever stop until they're yours.»

Jennifer Elisabeth


«What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance?»

Chuck Lorre


«In all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:»

Benjamin Franklin


«I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married. I wonder whatever happened to that beautiful girl I got pregnant.»

Jarod Kintz


«She arches her body like a cat on a stretch. She nuzzles her cunt into my face like a filly at the gate. She smells of the sea. She smells of rockpools when I was a child. She keeps a starfish in there. I crouch down to taste the salt, to run my fingers around the rim. She opens and shuts like a sea anemone. She's refilled each day with fresh tides of longing.»

Jeanette Winterson


«Love is friendship...just with less clothes, which makes it far more brilliant.»

Elizabeth Hunter


«A man is not for you when all he knows is to slam your back on the bed and ram into you like a wild fool. The interested ones are the ones so interested that they become very interested in only interesting things about you.»

Michael Bassey Johnson


«You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.»

Craig Ferguson


«Most women are more into real estate than sex. They want to own you.»

Stephen Dobyns


«Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. “Dude, that’s as big as my arm. That’s like being f****d by a limb dude!” She wiggled her arm back and forth. “That's not normal.»

Erin Jamison


«Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family.»

Jarod Kintz


«My panties were still on but he didn’t let that stop him, nosing them out of the way and tonguing my sex, making low, growling noises in his throat like a big cat purring with pleasure while it devoured its prey.»

Emme Rollins


«No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.»

J. Richard Singleton


«Why don’t we do the whole friends with benefits thing?” he asks seriously.»

R.S. Burnett


«Beneath my dress is a ladder of desire,»

Zoë Brigley (Thompson)


«She said before i could touch her walls I'd have to touch her heart. so i did.»

Darnell Lamont Walker


«There’s nothing worse than being violently jerked away from creativity.»

Aaron B. Powell


«I don't see anything other than pretensions and low mentality in women who make a man run after a hole that would soon be inhabited by termites and worms.»

Michael Bassey Johnson


«As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it’s straight ahead.»

Penn Jillette