«Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.»

Joss Whedon

«Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart.»

Amit Kalantri

«No sensible man ever engages, unprepared, in a fencing match of words with a woman.»

Wilkie Collins

«Yeah you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Good-bye.»

J.K. Rowling

«Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly.»

Sol Luckman

«A poet should be so crafty with words that he is envied even for his pains.»

Criss Jami

«It’s difficult to find a person who can accept the truth consistently and more when it is related to him only and that’s what keeps the difference between the real talk and the negative talk very marginal.»

Anuj Somany

«If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one.»

Amit Kalantri

«Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.»

Benny Bellamacina

«Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness.»

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

«I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.»

Elbert Hubbard

«My name is Mr Bread." He began writing his name neatly on the board. "But you can call me Peter."»

David Walliams

«Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value.»

Amit Kalantri

«True wit is nature to advantage dressed;»

Alexander Pope

«Life is not easy. We all have problems-even tragedies-to deal with, and luck has nothing to do with it. Bad luck is only the superstitious excuse for those who don't have the wit to deal with the problems of life.»

Joan Lowery Nixon

«A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine.»

Benny Bellamacina

«some call their mistake a discovery;to others, their mistake is a misfortune and to most people a mistake is a deviation from the acceptable. A mistake is a mistake depending on what we think it is.»

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

«In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a toddler leaves a diaper.»

Graydon Carter

«Frame everything and some of it will become art.»

Benny Bellamacina

«Your fantasies define you, so dream carefully. A man with no imagination is a man with no future in today’s world—and no past in tomorrow’s.»

Jarod Kintz

«You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.»

Amit Kalantri

«What have you done to your hair?” Mom’s broken voice said, pinning me back to this tiny hospital»

Phoebe Kitanidis

«One says the things which one feels the need to say, and which the other will not understand: one speaks for oneself alone.»

Marcel Proust

«You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.»

Terry Pratchett

«Its not about winnning or losing, or how much you know before you do something.»


«Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the bugs in its own program.»

Adam Gopnik

«You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.»

Amit Kalantri

«So you're a Shadowhunter,' Nate said. 'De Quincey told me that you lot were monsters.'»

Cassandra Clare

«We sensible often resist intrusive love and its chaos practically, employing measures to prevent the former for fear of the latter. But for all our wit and work, that desperation for control also prevents the pure, transcendental freedom more often delivered by both.»

Tiffany Madison

«If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.»

Mark Twain